Amsterdu - The Brutally Honest Amsterdam Guide

Version: 2026 | Last updated: December 2025

About Amsterdu

Amsterdu is a travel guide created by Du, a Brazilian who has visited Amsterdam multiple times, built friendships with locals, and plans to move permanently to the city. The guide focuses on practical information, real costs, and local secrets that actually matter to travelers.

Mission: Reduce risks and enhance experiences through curiosity, method, and honesty. No filter, no BS.

Important Changes in Amsterdam 2026

Trip Planning

Best Time to Visit

Entry Requirements

Realistic Daily Budget (2026)

Where to Stay in Amsterdam

Best Neighborhoods by Profile

Centrum (Historic Center)

Average price: €200-400/night

Best for: First visit, short stays, want to walk everywhere

Warning: Very touristy, noisy at night

Jordaan

Average price: €180-350/night

Best for: Charm, galleries, cafés, local vibe

Warning: Old buildings = steep stairs, small rooms

De Pijp

Average price: €150-280/night

Best for: Foodies, nightlife, Albert Cuyp Market

Tip: Oude Pijp (north) is more touristy; Nieuwe Pijp (south) is more residential

Amsterdam Noord

Average price: €100-200/night

Best for: Budget, alternative scene, NDSM, EYE Film Museum

Warning: Requires ferry (free, 24h) to cross to center

Oud-West

Average price: €130-250/night

Best for: Best value for money, 10 min bike to center

Highlight: Foodhallen, near Vondelpark

Transport in Amsterdam

From Airport (Schiphol) to Center

How to Pay for Transport

OVpay: Contactless card or phone. Check-in/check-out at terminals. Automatically charges best daily rate.

Traffic Hierarchy

Bike > Tram > Pedestrian > Car. Be careful crossing bike lanes!

Top Attractions

Museums (Booking Required)

Free Activities

Experiences

Dutch Cuisine

What to Try

Where to Eat (Value for Money)

Tourist Traps to Avoid

Coffeeshops in Amsterdam

What Are They

Licensed establishments for cannabis sales. NOT regular cafés. Sales are tolerated under strict rules.

2026 Rules

Average Prices (2026)

Well-Known Coffeeshops

Day Trips from Amsterdam

Zaanse Schans (Windmills)

Distance: 20 min by train

Cost: €5 train + €5-15 windmill entry

Tip: Go early to avoid crowds. Free to walk around.

Keukenhof (Tulips)

When: March 19 - May 10, 2026

Cost: €20 entry + transport (~€15)

Tip: Book in advance. Go on a weekday.

Haarlem

Distance: 15 min by train

Cost: €5 train

Why: Mini-Amsterdam without crowds. Grote Markt, Frans Hals Museum.

Rotterdam

Distance: 40 min by train

Cost: €17 train

Why: Modern architecture, Markthal, Cube Houses.

Utrecht

Distance: 30 min by train

Cost: €10 train

Why: Canals with underground terraces, Dom Tower.

Giethoorn (Dutch Venice)

Distance: 2h by car/bus

Cost: €30-50 transport + €15-20 boat

Tip: Worth a full day. Very touristy in summer.

Cost of Living in Amsterdam (For Residents)

Monthly Rent (2026)

Monthly Fixed Expenses

Estimated Total Budget

2026 Events Calendar

Warning: During these events, hotels are 2-3x more expensive and book out months in advance.

7 Mistakes That Catch Most Tourists

  1. Not booking Anne Frank House: Sells out in minutes every week
  2. Walking in bike lanes: Bikes have priority. You WILL get hit or yelled at.
  3. Exchanging money at airport: 15-20% fees. Use ATM or card.
  4. Eating in Leidseplein/Rembrandtplein: Touristy and expensive. Walk 10 min.
  5. Not bringing rain jacket: Rains year-round. Umbrellas don't work (wind).
  6. Buying tulips at flower market: Many are fake/won't bloom.
  7. Smoking cannabis on street: €100 fine in center in 2026.

About the Author

Du - Brazilian, multiple trips to Amsterdam, local friendships, future resident.

Website: amsterdu.com